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KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!

TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.

IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"

TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical les*****.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before

REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind

TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts

TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome bre***s. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all bre***s, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions

I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!

TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.63/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.

THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day

THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !

THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...

TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.89/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having ****.

TURKEY - This Years Was the Best

TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.

FIRST THANKSGIVING - Great. You fed them. Now they're never going to leave.

MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse

TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.

THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.

TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy

THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.

TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please

Veterans Day -

THE SPIDER-MAN BALLOON - 'Nuff said right there.


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.

Determination -

FAT BITCH - She's Giving Birth To A Turquoise Stone!



TAGS: wind calendar thanksgiving dinner silent but deadly
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:12 pm
HA! Just making room for seconds. 5L
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:08 pm
Tryptopharts….they’ll put anyone to sleep..5 sneakers
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 9:45 am
Dam Greeny...3x5L for killing dinner and 3 topics in one poster!

attention -

BREATH IS ENOUGH, - From Mountain Stream To Covert cool The Would, I Deem, Is Wonderful; The Great The Rough, I Love It All,- Breath Is Enough. Robert W Service.

TAGS: giving
Rating: 4.6/5

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maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 7:37 pm
Thank You GaryO.
GaryO - November 17, 2012, 7:34 pm
Thank you for this, mao. Superb compilation. Cheers.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING - When turkey’s on the table laid, And good things I may scan, I’m thankful that I wasn’t made, A vegetarian. -Edgar A. Guest

TAGS: thanksgiving
Rating: 4.4/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:34 pm
Tofu turkey? Eeew! I'm happy to be omnivorous. :)
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 2:10 pm
A girlfriend of mine, her sister is vegan and every year Thanksgiving is held at her place...tofu turkey...how the hell can one be thankful for that? Gonna pass this one along to my friend teehee


TAGS: living is a powderkeg and giving off sparks
Rating: 4.89/5

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marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 6:23 pm
good stuff
fascistfrenchman - October 9, 2010, 6:20 am
Cooperation: two adolescent boys using their hands together to form a v*****. Even Beavis and b***-head can accomplish something. P.S. If someone wants to make a motifake similar as I've described, it's yours and welcome :)
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:34 pm
Gold! 5L
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 1:02 am
Haarakkon - September 25, 2010, 11:43 pm
Forever's gonna start tonight.

GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.


Motifake Family Thanksgiving -

TAGS: thanksgiving rerun sho chickenlittle misspriss
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 29, 2013, 9:41 am

I could also tell you what was planned as a side dish but the natives told me no.
Sho - November 28, 2013, 3:57 pm
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:33 pm
Oh I'm sorry Little, Ism forgot to mention the restraining order! An incredible 5L long one it is.
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 2:37 pm
Love it ism!! I wasn't at the last Thanksgiving, so it looks like I'm gonna have to sit next to MissPriss in the hopes she'll give an encore performance! :D

unrealistic -

Black Friday -

DREAMS - You're always close enough to touch, but never quite close enough to hold on keep walking

TAGS: dreams givingup walkingaway
Rating: 4.92/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 6, 2013, 12:04 pm
If you forget how to walk in your dreams, remember to lean forward. It helps.
robotdylan - March 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
Thank you :)
Reality Lord - March 4, 2013, 6:35 am

Real nice.

Nazis Suck At Giving Directions. -

TAGS: nazis suck at giving directions
Rating: 4.43/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 11, 2013, 1:09 pm
Thanks guys, I'm glad you think it's a funny post.
Zetmonk - August 11, 2013, 5:42 am
Not to worry, enough 5's will get it right back up!
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:42 am
5L thank you for the late night bahaha!
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 9:22 am
Not sure why the low votes. 5L
falloutghoul - August 10, 2013, 8:46 am
Which way to ze Ark of ze Covenant? To ze Holy Grail?


Turducken -

TAGS: thankgiving feast turducken yummy
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:31 pm
It does sound startlingly biological, doesn't it?
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
At least you know what it is. Ucken? Wouldn't touch it with a 10 ft. pole even if you put a well placed "F" in it...hehehe.

TRUE THANKFULLNESS - Homeless and hungry or not if you serve me canned cran-berry sauce, YOU"LL BE WEARING IT!!

TAGS: thanksgiving soup kitchen homeless
Rating: 2.88/5

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union - February 10, 2010, 11:21 am
It's spelled thankfulllllness.

AGGY'S THANKSGIVING - was a pleasant time for all concerned

BIRDS - When they're pissed, you know it! (Alfred Hitchcock is a PANZY!!)

YO BUTTERBALL!! - Thats the only time you're gonna have a bird, In each ARM! So enjoy your HOLIDAY asshole!

TAGS: thanksgiving obese turkey
Rating: 1.39/5

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440wakeup - November 25, 2010, 6:27 pm
Boy I'm taking a beating on this one.

Thanksgiving -

Tradition -

TAGS: thanksgiving surprise
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 22, 2014, 11:56 am

Nope. The best part is the snappy repartee. Why would I run away from that. Besides, I so love the look of horror on their faces when it begins.
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 11:52 am
Naw, but she IS a carrier
Reality Lord - November 22, 2014, 11:22 am

lolz...so frickin good greeny. ps...anyone else here think maybe lg is "that" aunt...LOL
GaryO - November 22, 2014, 10:16 am
Yes, to the forum (LG at her best)
ughomer - November 22, 2014, 7:58 am
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2014, 1:22 am
"Do those shoes come in women's sizes?"
spacedog - November 21, 2014, 10:13 pm
lgvernon - November 21, 2014, 9:57 pm

Oh, the stories I could tell...in fact, to the forum...passageway! 5L greatness!


TAGS: samurai prayer thanksgiving shopping armor
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 27, 2015, 8:23 am
GaryO - November 27, 2015, 6:10 am
Well done, Olds, well done

Cold Quitter -

TAGS: thanksgiving h** cold turkey tomorrow
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 26, 2015, 5:50 pm
Ea5y as pie.
maoworks2 - November 26, 2015, 5:25 pm
Second That .
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:39 pm
Excellent word play, Greeny! LUV this! 5 L!

Wrapped With Love -

TAGS: gift giving give your heart
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 4:03 am
Disappointment makes a lousy gift.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:35 pm
The best gifts don't cost money

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